Un peu de tout, beaucoup de rien

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

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IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

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now we enter the testing phase

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yup. looks good.

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Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

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OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

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*roar sound effect*

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IMPORTANT UPDATE:

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update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

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(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

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There’s more!

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I love.

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I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

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(just fine)

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Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

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Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

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it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

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ajdhf.

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well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

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two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

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HELL

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YES

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HELL

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FUCKING

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YES.

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OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

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cry, probably

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Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

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IT’S TIME

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YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

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LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

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(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

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we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

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this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

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thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

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hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

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she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

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she’s a T. Rex.

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GOTTEM!

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